1. get sloppy blackout drunk before even entering the bar
2. fat hair until to achieve hair that stands straight up
3. lure men back to your place with this line 'wanna come check out my sweet a.c.'
4. pass flatulence or belch loudly in front of dudes you just met.
5. lead the convo with a potential suitor with this line: 'so can you send me a dic pic?'
6. calling someone approximately 60x over the course of 4 hours.
7. rolling with THE drunkest girls at the bar, where one leaves crying, one puking and other is sleeping at the bar.
8. stopping for a quick $30 worth of Seven Star pizza on your way home from the bar.
9. party so hard all weekend that you have no voice to even try to pick up dudes, you resort to sign language.. not getting laid
10. making out with puke monster before, after or during your night out.
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