Kill List

Before we begin a key:
*dd1 = dropdead1
*dbfs = death by firing squad


Also I dedicate this list to Mary Norma a 10 year old serial killer and my idol. xoxox.


1. Yon: for being a midget, homo, so dumb that you still haven't changed your password.  How I wish I would have killed you that time in squan like we planned.


2. DJ dropdead: sweet wheelchair


3. Gr8murse: studette = dbfs


4.  Dirt: no explanation necessary


5. Jessica Simpson: for being fat


6. Prince William and that dumb hoe Kate

7.  Sammie Sweetheart: although the STD's eating her cervix will likely kill her by the end of the year.

8. The original murse: for the cum stained shirt you choose to wear on our first date, along with the religious nursing thimble you bought me for my birthday.... really dd1

9. Oprah: so over you and your crusade to save the fucking work.. dd1 

10. Oprah's audience: instead of cackling over Oprah's excessive consumerism, get your fat ass off the couch and get a bloody job dumbie.

11.  While we're killing modern day saints may as well kill Angelina Jolie and all her minority children (save the white ones to preserve the aryan race)

12. Angelina (staten island ferry): for violating our eyeballs with her face and chunky body in ill-fitting onsies.

13. Ryan Caberra: for being an absolute homo on The Hills

14.  Stein: for never being able to find a shirt that covers his mid-drift

15. Adan: for answering the phone like a receptionist at a dentist office, you're probably already lying dead in your own piss, sh!t and vomit.

16. RTD: for looking like a truck driver

17. Mr. Carosi: for having a GF

18. Dr. Love: for sending a dic pic to an unknown recipient

19. Dumb wum: for not only being the dumbest dog but also being the ugliest, what a catch ;-)

20. Gary the bartender: for leading b!tches on and having yellow teeth

21. While were on Gary's, Gary the slum lord: I'm sure removing one pair or sneakers cost $1000

22. Dunce: for giving us his real address sunday night

23.  Martini: for eating cheetos while 'surfing'

24: One and only: who lies about being impotent when you weren't even impotent... god your so fucking dumb it's painful, dbfs.

25. Scott Higgins: for pulling the creepiest moves of all time in the middle of the night in squan.. how to catch predator. dbfs.

26. Greggors: for that dumb beard and eating chinese food with his bare hands like a zoo creature.

27. B-cos: for being b-cos

28. Xanax: to be too much for neurotic psychos like  us means you'd better do the world a favor and kill yourself.

29. Karter: ugh too many pics.

30. MC: fake dic pic? you could never get  one by on the master of dp's.