So your last relationship ended in literally a BLAZE OF GLORY, threats of legal action, police involvement, violation of privacy and all that jazz... Left a heart broken broken dog you managed to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and keep it movin'. Then of course with all breaks up there's drunk dialing, ex-sex, vindictive plans to ruin his life for all eternity.. However to avoid all this I went cold turkey, cut him from the source- blocked him via phone, fb and gchat. The only only possible way for this Pathetic Ex to contact me is through email, and he sure if taking advantage.
Case in Point:
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__ You have a seething hatred for me and do not wish to ever imagine my existence ever again.
__ You feel more time needs to pass before any kind of communication ever occurs in this lifetime.
__ You wish to inflict severe physical pain upon me.
__ You are unsure of what to think.
__ All of the above
Thus we salute you Pathetic Ex-Bf's still contacting you ex via email confirming the fact that you are in fact pathetic, sad and lost with out the coolest girl you ever met, and therefore making us even more confident of our irresistibility.
WORLD'S SHORTEST MAN
XOXOX.
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