From a few text messages with enough investigation you figure out:
- What a guy is like
- His intentions
- His level of interest
For example here's a text from a potential suitor well call Jimmay:
'Im off to bed. Sweet dreams bella. Talk to you later'
What the guys is like:
- Clearly he's a smoozer... After reading this I can guarantee this dude works in sales. How? because of the sweet talking /player type game. However the use of 'bella' as opposed to babe or cutie means I think he's a corporate/business type.. has a certain level of class.
His Intentions:
- Dude is trying to bang you. That's it.
Another example:
'Hola beautiful stranger. How was your day? Maybe one day we will be sipping vino remeniscing how I was an idiot and took so long to meet cha...'
What the Guys Like:
- Douche, sales type bullshitter, but also not very smart because he spelled rememiscing wrong. Also lets take note of the word 'cha', I mean he may in fact be a closeted homo. That's mad gay yo. Even as textmaster I don't know what to make of that. But I DO know it's not good.
His intentions:
- He's a womanizer, he just wants to bang you, but will certainly wine and dine you first.
- You'll just be another member of his hoe train.
Level of interest:
- Obviously he's not that into you since he broke your date. Anyone who breaks a date isn't into you. If a guy likes you he will make sure he gets to your date.
- Remember guys never have anything to do when it comes to getting laid.
xoxox
textmaster
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