Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Text Master: deciphering a text

Ok here's a quick lesson on deciphering a text.  

From a few text messages with enough investigation you figure out:

  1. What a guy is like
  2. His intentions
  3. His level of interest

For example here's a text from a potential suitor well call Jimmay:
'Im off to bed. Sweet dreams bella.  Talk to you later'
What the guys is like:

  • Clearly he's a smoozer... After reading this I can guarantee this dude works in sales. How? because of the sweet talking /player type game.   However the use of 'bella' as opposed to babe or cutie means I think he's a corporate/business type.. has a certain level of class.

His Intentions:

  • Dude is trying to bang you.  That's it. 

Another example:
'Hola beautiful stranger.  How was your day? Maybe one day we will be sipping vino remeniscing how I was an idiot and took so long to meet cha...'


What the Guys Like:

  • Douche, sales type bullshitter, but also not very smart because he spelled rememiscing wrong. Also lets take note of the word 'cha', I mean he may in fact be a closeted homo.  That's mad gay yo. Even as textmaster I don't know what to make of that.  But I DO know it's not good.



His intentions:

  • He's a womanizer, he just wants to bang you, but will certainly wine and dine you first.  
  • You'll  just be another member of his hoe train.

Level of interest:

  • Obviously he's not that into you since he broke your date.  Anyone who breaks a date isn't into you. If a guy likes you he will make sure he gets to your date. 
  • Remember guys never have anything to do when it comes to getting laid.


xoxox
textmaster




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