Today's Hero: I'm dying to marry a dog, too!

You know how many dog's I've met in the past 2 years that I would've married?

Ones who like to lay around, do nothing, take naps or the occasional walk, leave messes without cleaning them up, eat gross meals that don't require silverware, drink all day, smoke weed, scratch each other, lick each other, mmmmmm wait what?  Anyway, you get the point.

I respect this human dog who decided to just come out of the closet for the rest of us and marry a REAL dog.

So thank you, Joseph Guiso, you are our hero for today.  We wish you a long life of happiness with your DOG, Honey.