Hopefully these two OD on caffeine and put us all out of our misery

I'm sick of hearing about these two jerks being in love, with coffee as their bond.  That doesn't happen in real life.

I've bonded with most of my loves in the past 2 years over things such as Jameson, coors light, bud light, miller lite, red wine, weed, chicken rolls, and white slices of pizza.

Show me two celebrities who like shit like that and aren't afraid to say it and then I'll know they're just like 'US'.